A festival of faux films, including mockumentaries, commercials for products that don't actually exist, satire, spoofs, and parodies. Different program Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights with shorts starting at 7pm, and full feature film at 9pm. $7 per night (includes both shorts and feature).

See also http://www.madmartian.com/faux/Faux_2009_Schedule.pdf

7th Planet Picture Show, where Will Radik and his guests give movies their whatfor, MST3K style. There's a bar in back of the theater, you can yell at the movie all you want, and admission is FREE!

This sixth of May we'll lament a great tragedy, a widespread violation of human rights called Garbage Pail Kids. We already know that some things just don't translate well into the live-action medium. Did you know one of those things is baseball-type cards featuring ugly cartoon characters with clever names?

The ugly puppets sing, oh god, THEY SING! This movie is a tragic affront to every sensibility known to man. I'm just glad I was lucky enough not to come across it as a child. I have enough trouble sleeping as it is.

In addition to myself, I'll be subjecting veteran commenters Robert Wagner (PDX.fm) and Jay Mackin (Unibashradio) to this disgusting mess.

Watch campy movies every week with host Will Radik and guest hosts who riff on the movie. Audience members are invited to yell, too. There's a bar in the back of the lounge and admission is free.

This week it's Johnny Mnemonic. Hopefully the movie is not above your upload capacity. Whoa. Guest commentators: @Jarvitron, Jon Meyer (The Free Box) and Graham (@drunkengeebee)

Special thanks to Keanu for, you know, being himself.